[EMOTIONALLY SINGS GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS]
Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between